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AMERICAN HISTORY: In 1864, General Sherman marched to the sea, his rifle throbbing and erect. His man-sweat smelling of gunpowder and lust, he penetrated the South… deeper… deeper still. “Scorch my earth,” moaned the South. Sherman’s loins quivered as he killed field after field of luscious, moist livestock, his body shaking with the unspeakable pleasure of destroying the civilian infrastructure. |
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STATISTICS: That night, Brandon went down on Juliette N times. He let NH be the number of times she climaxed, realizing that he could, for any N, consider the ratio NH/N. As N grew larger and larger, faster and faster, Brandon was able to "define" the probability Pr(H) as Juliette’s sexual “limit.” As N approached infinity in the equation Pr(H) = limN --> 8 (NH/N), Juliette's loins melted into his like the wax of a century-lost love candle.
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BIOLOGY: Slowly, Charles began to engage in the wild, passionate dance of digestion. He placed the burger in his mouth, masticating, masticating, faster now, his teeth tearing and crushing, his stomach churning with waves of pleasure. Various chemicals (acid, bile, enzymes and water) caressed the complex molecules, their firm yet tender touch reducing them to simple structures blind with desire. His nutrients moaned, submissive slaves to osmosis. Finally, in a volcanic release that shook his naked body, Charles defecated. |
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PHILOSOPHY: Nietzsche thrusted deeper and deeper between the supple legs of Simone de Beauvoir, yelling “Who’s your Übermensch?” Simone lost herself in the heavenly unison of their eager bodies, moaning “Oh, God… oh, God!” as, despite her post-feminist ideology, she made herself flesh under the dominance of the Other’s gaze. “God is DEAD!” screamed Nietzsche, his fingernails digging into her existentialist buttocks as they reached the disillusioning and wholly temporary ecstasy of orgasm. Nietzsche rolled over and lit up a cigarette. “Thus poked Zarathustra,” he said. | |
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Can I get a big "Hell Yeah!" for Pan's Labyrinth?
How about for the upcoming Transformers movie?
Oh me oh my. |
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| Bootcamp starts on Tuesday. Three months today, I will graduate. My BAMF status willl not hinder me from making a trip to coming to visit Texas. I should be there between the 11th of Jan through the 14th to report back to my basic school fos so many weeks in Virginia, Texas somewhere, and 29 Palms ,CA.Anyway, i hope to see everyone after bootcamp and i plan on making the most of my stay. I love you all, and you will all be with me in my head guiding me and motivating me to be the most badass dude in my platoon. Anyway, thanks for being my friends and such. New Chapter of my life and so on. Holy crap I have a lot of stuff to do before boot.
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